My son in his usual way was walking around holding a random piece of plastic toy train track. He occasionally will chew on random stuff. This was no exception. Lots of prompting on our part to get it out of his mouth.
Would you like to know what he did tonight when I told him "out of mouth please". Of course you do! It's gonna be good. Seriously you will not be disappointed.
He took it out and then STUCK IT IN MY EAR!!!!!!!!
Did I lie? Betcha did not see that coming. Anymore than I did. WTF kiddo???
I try to understand him. Try to open my eyes to his world. See things the way he does. But I'm sorry. What the Hell was that?!?!
If that wasn't a WTF moment in parenting, I don't know what was.